Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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