so explain again why im purple
no
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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