Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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