but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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