i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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