she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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