Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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