: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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