Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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