Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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