Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize