bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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