Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
