so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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