she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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