I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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