Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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