Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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