Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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