Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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