Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I want to fling myself into the sun
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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