Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
BRING THE BAGELS
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
where are my pants?
in the oven.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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