this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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