Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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