Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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