Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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