...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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