Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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