she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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