Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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