HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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