Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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