I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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