Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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