I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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