How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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