I think my vagina is haunted
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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