OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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