Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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