Your tits are I can't wait for
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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