Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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