Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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