no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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