im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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