She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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