so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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