Me too!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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