Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You've changed since you got that strap on
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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