what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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