Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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