The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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