I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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