gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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