i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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