I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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